It all started the day before valentines day and my friend (and lab partner) was drawing a rose on my binder while I was extracting DNA from an onion and doing his lab report. He worked on his rose for an hour and thirty minutes. When the bell rung, he ripped the front off of my binder to keep his rose. To this I said "What the fuck faggot! You drew a rose on my binder then you ruined my binder! You owe me a new one. Why the fuck would you draw a rose anyway? I did all your work just to have you ruin my stuff?" He knew he had to fess up now. He said "It's for girl X." To this is said "Oh, you still owe me a binder though."

The next day, I saw my binder cover outside of the band room and the teacher picked it up. We got inside and he started class. He then stops in the middle of practice to recite the cards and then gives it to the girl. When she saw who it was from, she said "Wait, who is that?" Everyone thought it was cute and nice but I am in the corner and just start laughing extremely hard! She shot me an angry look before saying "What's so funny? It's cute?" To get the picture, a girl in the middle of band class is looking at my binder with a fucking rose on it! I couldn't stop laughing! I finally was able to yell out "That's my binder! There's onion DNA all over it!" She than replied, "Do you want it back?" I said "No way! What am I going to do, tape it back on?"

About a week later, the guy came up to me, and asked "Do you think there is something wrong with me? I can't ask her out!" I then replied, "Uh, no."

The next day, he asked her to go for a walk in the park. However, not just any park, he asked her to walk in the park where all the kids get high and drunk. I found this strange because me and my friends never go there, we always walk as far away from that area as possible. Especially after someone we were great friends with almost DIED from alcohol poisoning.

Anyway, she responded "Ummm, i have to go to lacrosse, but I will tell you afterward." He waited by her locker for about 2 hours for her to come back. She than rejected him, and he has never talked to a girl since. To get the picture, he was some unknown, nerdy boy asking out an extremely popular girl that a lot of guys like.

Me and my friends still make fun of him to this day!