Just got rejected because I have an STD. Shitty reason not to be with someone...

What What in the butt, I said what what in the butt. Lemonparty.org

I've been with this girl for a few months now. We had liked each other for a few years, and we kinda hooked up at a conference we both went to. As we are both 17, we had separate floors for guys and girls at the conference. She ended up staying with me in my bed for the whole week. So, we are great. I dunno. Then she is talking to some guy on myspace and they say stuff like:

yummy yummy sushi
thanks for taking me
You know sushi's the way to my heart
haha
and ring pops and bomb pops

okay okay, stomach=♥
got it? Good.

=]]
Kye

July 11, 2008 9:29 AM
loser
kyle glanner or whoever the fuck he is will not date you.

Number one reason is because he doesnt know you exist hahaha
and as i sit here beside you
typing you this comment

So today i bought this girl some flowers and went to where she worked and gave her the flowers and asked her on a date. She said yes and i was happy. Well she gets off work, goes home and tells her friend that she really just wants to be friends with me. Her friend tells me this before we go on the date and well why couldent have she just told me this in the first place instead of getting my hopes up. But on the bright side her friend did save me about $60 on a date that would have ended up with the awkward conversation "I only like you as a friend."

I have 3.

don't act like you're ending it with your boyfriend when you're not even planning on it. and don't lead me into thinking there's a future for us when there isn't. why the fuck would you do that? fuck you

It all started the day before valentines day and my friend (and lab partner) was drawing a rose on my binder while I was extracting DNA from an onion and doing his lab report. He worked on his rose for an hour and thirty minutes. When the bell rung, he ripped the front off of my binder to keep his rose. To this I said "What the fuck faggot! You drew a rose on my binder then you ruined my binder! You owe me a new one. Why the fuck would you draw a rose anyway? I did all your work just to have you ruin my stuff?" He knew he had to fess up now. He said "It's for girl X." To this is said "Oh, you still owe me a binder though."

So I was sitting around earlier this morning and decided I wanted some skittles.
So I went out and bought a pack of skittles and opened them up and started munching.
About halfway through the bag I noticed I didn't see any red skittles, the tastiest of all the skittles.
Finally, I get to the bottom of the bag, and there is one lonely red skittle.
One tasty red skittle? Really?
What the hell is that, man?
What the hell?

i was dating my ex. for 10 months. during this time she bout shit i didn't want, well to tell the truth i wanted them, but i never asked. incase anyone wants to know it. it's a 62 inch flat screen and a ps3. but when we broke up all she would say was that i have her t.v. and her ps3. i told her for like 3 months to come and get it gave her 900 dollars to help make payments but the bitch still talked her shit. finally i told her not to call anymore so she waited till my roomate left then came in my house like a phyco and sat in my living room until i woke up. she tried to take the playstation and t.v. while bitching at me the whole time. i say fuck just take your shit you phyco!