I have 3.

don't act like you're ending it with your boyfriend when you're not even planning on it. and don't lead me into thinking there's a future for us when there isn't. why the fuck would you do that? fuck you

It all started the day before valentines day and my friend (and lab partner) was drawing a rose on my binder while I was extracting DNA from an onion and doing his lab report. He worked on his rose for an hour and thirty minutes. When the bell rung, he ripped the front off of my binder to keep his rose. To this I said "What the fuck faggot! You drew a rose on my binder then you ruined my binder! You owe me a new one. Why the fuck would you draw a rose anyway? I did all your work just to have you ruin my stuff?" He knew he had to fess up now. He said "It's for girl X." To this is said "Oh, you still owe me a binder though."

So I was sitting around earlier this morning and decided I wanted some skittles.
So I went out and bought a pack of skittles and opened them up and started munching.
About halfway through the bag I noticed I didn't see any red skittles, the tastiest of all the skittles.
Finally, I get to the bottom of the bag, and there is one lonely red skittle.
One tasty red skittle? Really?
What the hell is that, man?
What the hell?

i was dating my ex. for 10 months. during this time she bout shit i didn't want, well to tell the truth i wanted them, but i never asked. incase anyone wants to know it. it's a 62 inch flat screen and a ps3. but when we broke up all she would say was that i have her t.v. and her ps3. i told her for like 3 months to come and get it gave her 900 dollars to help make payments but the bitch still talked her shit. finally i told her not to call anymore so she waited till my roomate left then came in my house like a phyco and sat in my living room until i woke up. she tried to take the playstation and t.v. while bitching at me the whole time. i say fuck just take your shit you phyco!

what the fuck, my girlfriend has had sex before (with three other guys) and she didn't even know one of the guys names. and we've been going out for about four months and she finally told me but what does it matter know she actually knew she had it and knew that i didn't know she had an std and she let us have had unprotected sex and didn't tell me until weeks after the sex. what the fuck!!! she said oh i didn't want you to think less of me for having an std (well now i sure as hell do!!), and that it was a personal thing. anyways i know most guys would just break up with her and run but idk weather that will solve anything, and besides i want her to realize how serious this is so that the next guy doesn't get fucked. anyways any suggestions on what i should do??

On friday me and my girlfriend was out with a couple of my friends, which I hadn't seen in awhile, so it was nice to catch up. We had a couple of beers and had fun, until we started looking at pictures that we took last year. I got a bit caught up in the memories (maybe too caught up) and my girlfriend felt ignored. I replied when she asked me 'who is that?' and so on, and I thought she didn't mind.

After awhile she left the table and sat in tha back. I felt something was wrong and walked after her too ask what it was. She said that she didn't like being completely ignored for 45minutes and she felt really alone, which ruined her whole evening. I would have felt the same way if she had ignored me, so I understood her really well and apologized.

She was out of state for a while and we were having a long distance fight. I called her and we finally made our peace. Before I left for the airport to pick her up, I really wanted to make it a good welcome home, so I cleaned up my car nice and neat, shined up my dress shoes, did a little trimming, and put on my nice suit and tie from the back of the closet. I'm a teeshirt and jeans guy, so it's a big difference. I pick her up at the airport, and she gives me a half smile and not even a hug hello. She gets into the car and the first thing she says is that she's probably just going to sleep on the way home.

Well i just got out of a shitty year and a half relationship like 2 weeks ago... the bitch didnt put out all she gave was really shitty hand jobs (which took me a year to finally get this prude bitch to do) and well she was harry as fuck and had pancake nipples on top of tiny mounds on her chest that i guess you could consider boobs. well after getting out of that shitty long and drawn out relationship there is this cute girl that i started talking to that never really had the best of luck with guys and is adamantly searching for a boyfriend so we hang out a few times with friends and i ask her if she wants to hang out like one on one and she acts like she cant do it and wont give a straight answer why she wont so fuck this.